Funny Jokes

SWEET SCHOOL MEMORIES:

- Copying homework in the break

- Running to table tennis board to be the first player

- Keeping quiet when principal passes by the classroom

- Hiding behind friends when teacher asks questions

- Writing _______+ _______ on benches :P

Teacher: Sab se zyada nasha kis mein hota hey?

Student: Study me!

Teacher: Woh kesay?
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Student: Kitabain kholte hi neend ajati he :D

Syllabus:80 GB __
We study: 80 MB__
Retains in mind: 80KB__
Write in exam: 80 Bytes__
Result comes in binary digits i.e,
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10
11..
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Hitler, JustinBieber & Eminem Went to hell. They meet the Devil sitting on his throne, he asks them why they're in hell.

Hitler: I killed 20 million people & caused a holocaust on the Jewish population.

Devil. Good, good. Sit to my right.

Bieber. I poisened the world of music with my little faggy voice that irritates every normal person in the world.

Devil: You're such a asshole. Well done, sit to my left. *Looks at Eminem*

& why r you here?

Eminem: Get off my throne bitch

-Boy: Can we meet one day? :)
-Girl: yeah, on the 30th of february :) ok??
-Boy: Ok! Thank you very much :D ♥

Like and share if u got it :P

Answers Of A Brilliant Student Who Obtained 0%

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Q: In Which Battle Did Napolean Died?

A: His Last Battle.

Q: Where Was The Declaration Of Independence Signed?

A: At The Bottom Of The Page.

Q: River Ravi Flows In Which State?

A: Liquid.

Q: What's The Main Reason For Divorce?

A:Marriage.

Q:What's The Main Reason For Failure?

A: Exams... (:

More study more confusion, no study no confusion..!! :P ;)

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knoledge =]

girl: hi baby! :)
boy: hi my lovely..
(sending failed)

girl: are u there??
boy: yes ! yes i am here!
(sending failed)

girl: are u ignoring me or what ???
boy: honey im not.... im here..
(sending failed)

girl: ok! it's over; dont u ever talk to me again!
boy: DAMN! go to hell ! >_<
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(message sent) :P :D

Do you know the
relation between two eyes?
They never see each other....... ...
BUT
1. They blink together.
2. They move together.
3. They cry together.
4. They see things together.
5. They sleep together.
They share a very deep bonded
relationship
However, when they see a woman,
one will blink and another will not.
Moral of the story:
Woman can break any kind of
relationship! !!
:D :D :D :D

Some realities:

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A charming personalit y, having
attitude
Is an Army 0fficer... !

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Lots of attitude and cuteness on
face
Is a doctor...!

sharp brain and lots of monEy
Is a chartered accountant ...!

No money, No cuTenes, No
personalit y , No charm And still
attitude

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Is a STUDENT! ;-)

What did one toothbrush say to another when he wanted to enter the washroom and the door was locked?

Khol-Gate. (Colgate)

This post is for All students

Kaali kaali khaali raato se hone lagi
Hai dostiiii.. ;-)

Khoya khoya in Kitabo me
Aata mujhe, kuch bhi nahi..:-/

Hr Problem hr Concept main kaise sehta hu....:-|
Hr pal har lamha main khud se ye kehta rehta hu..

Tujhe bhula diya...
Tujhe bhula diya...:-(

phr kyun tere syllabus ne mujhe
Rula diya.. Mujhe rula diya...

A computer software engineer was falling from roof of a building,
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and shouting F1, F1, F1, Instead of help, help, help....:P :D

Unknown Boy Chats With Unknown Girl -!

See the conversation

Boy:- Hi

No reply

Boy:- Hi there?

(Again no reply)

(No reply)

(No reply)

Boy:- Hello im rich

Girl instantly replies

Girl:- Oh sorry

I was busy

How r u

What u do

Whats ur age

Be my friend na ?

Boy:- Hello my name is rich :-)

Girl:- Bye :-/ :D

Techer:
Bijli kahan se ati hai

Student:
Mere mamoo k gharse!

Techer: who kese

Student: Jab bijli jati he to mere
papa kehte hen,
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KAMINE SALOUN ne phir bijli band kardi"=p =D

Man
outside phone booth: Excuse me, you have
been holding the phone for more than 45
minutes and you haven't spoken even a single
word.
Man inside: Sir I'm talking to my wife : (

BAcha: me ne Hathi k samNe 12 kelay rakhayusne 11 khaye,aik q nhi khaya ???

Admi:hathi k pait bhr gya ho ga

Bacha: nhi 12wa kaila plastic k tha ,

Acha dubara mene hathi k samne 12 kailay rakhay to usne ek b nhi khaya Q ???

Admi:saare kailay plastic k honge....

Bacha:nhi,is dafa hathi plastic k tha..

bacha: pr ab kailay b asli thay aur hathi bhiasli tha pr hathi ne aik b kaila nhi khaya,,..

Admi: kyun ?

Bacha:hathi t.v ma tha aurkailay bahir..

Bcha: acha ab asli hathi aur asli kailay dono t.V p thay phr b hathi nay kaIlay nhi khaye.

Admi: Kiun bhAi ?

Bacha: 2no alag alag Channels p thay.....

HA HA HA HA HA !!!

taPA TapA k Ge0 :-)

Kabhi Tum Ghor Se dekhO Aaina,

Wah wah !!!

Kabhi Tum Ghor Se dekhO Aaina,

Bhai Wah wah !!!

Khud hi hans Kr KahO gAy,

Made in China !!!
MAde in China !!!

HA, HA, HA!!:-)

‎6 Year Old Boy : I Love You MOM !!!♥ MoM : Awww..!I Love You tOo! ♥♥
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17 Year Old Boy : I Love You MOM ! ♥ ♥ MoM : SorrY, I Have No MonEy. . . . !!! :D=P

Once
rajnikanth gave kiss to his
girlfriend Infront of a kid. Now
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Emran hashmi;) :P :D

friends U r BANDAR
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B=Beautifull
A=Attractive
N=Naughty
D=Decent
A=Adorable
R=Romantic

R U smiling?
Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum bandar hi na

Boy: Muje 1 bottle blood dedo..

Nurse: Blood group bolo..
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Boy: Koi b chlega..
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Nurse: Kaise chalega..?

Boy: Girlfriend ko love letter likhna hai bae Impression dalna hy.....lolzz...

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
EACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
JOHNY: George!
:D

School = (S)even (C)rappy (H)ours (O)f (O)ur (L)ife

Girl:
Me aisay boy say shadi karo
gi jis ka business bohat oncha ho

Boy:
... Mujh say shadi kr lo

Girl:
Tm kia kartay ho?

Boy:
Me Minar-e-Pakistan k opar
pateesa biachta hn.. :-)

Facebook will close...
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Whenever you click the X mark on the top right corner of the screen :P

DARE TO ANSWER !!
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What's Your Facebook password ? :P :P :P

Driving test : What do you do at a red light?
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Girl : I usually Respond to texts,
check my emails and see the updates on facebook..!! ;)

‎= ;)COoLnesS-:./
2 Guys coming out of the
examination Hall with chips and
coke in hands....
1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths......
1st guy:(surprisingly) you read
the question paper?
2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting
besides me using calculator

The Story behind "Ladies First."

Long ago, a man & woman were madly in love. They wanted to marry. Parents did not aprove. They decided to suicide together & planned to jump from mountain. The man could not bear to see his sweet heart fall.
He convinced her that he will jump first. He jumped.

The kameeni never jumped. Thereafter all men decided "LADIES FIRST."

Eminem is king of rap. Justin Bieber is the queen of crap

SCIENCE Teacher to her nalayak student...
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zinda rehne k liye kya zarooori hai???
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Nalayak student :

socha...

socha..

or phir cheekh kar bola...

"zinda rehney k liye teri kasam... ek mulakat zaroori hai sanam":P

Faqeer: Sahb Family Se Door Hon
Milne K Liye Rs.350 Ki Zarurt Hay

Admi Paise Dete Hue: Kahn Hay Teri Family?

Faqeer: Cinema Me Body Guard Dekh Rahi Hay . :-D

Best Lines One Can Say After school Life....!! :)
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"GOING TO LEARN WAS BETTER THAN GOING TO EARN"

A New Added element to the Periodic Table.

Element Name:GIRL

Symbol: G

Atomic Weight:dont even dare to ask :-D

Physical Properties..
*boils at anything
*can freeze at anytime
*melts if handled wid love n care
*very bitter if mis handled

Chemical Properties.
*very reactive
*highly unstable
*posses strong affinity for gold n silver
*money reducing agent
*volatile when left alone

Kids in the back seat cause accidents, but accidents in the back seat cause kids...

♥ most common chat on facebook

boy:hey
(aftr few sec0nd boy thinks kamini reply to degi hi nhi)

... ... ... girl:hey hi
(aa gaya kamina)

boy:hows u?
(chudail ko kya hoga bhala)

girl:m fine
(puch to aise rha he jese hospital me admit hu)

boy:bf hai?
(kamini sb ko add krti he kitno ko phansa k rkha hoga)..:P :P :D :XD

Gal: kyu btau?
(kamina shuru ho gya l9 marna)...............hehehehehhe

A sad story :( :(

A psychic Talking to a ghost..

PSYCHIC: why did you die?

GHOST: i was hit by a car trying to Save
Someone.

PSYCHIC: why?

GHOST: because i don't want her to get hurt.

PSYCHIC: you really love her a lot cause you've
sacrificed your own life just 4 her.
maybe She's sad now,because of your death.

GHOST: no. she's very happy cause The one that i saved is The man that She love.. :'(

Thumbs up if U Like

Highly disappointing
situations .
1. Your Best friend weds your lover.
2. A close friend avoiding without any reason.
3. 10 mark question asked for Just 2 marks in Exams.
4. Principal sitting next to you ona Picnic
tour.
5. Extremely good looking guy /girlcross ing
you when u r with your mom/dad.
6. Teachers distributi ng your testpapers in
front of your juniors.
7. Friend calling on birthday and not wishing.
8. Just reading this post without liking it.:

Ek Larki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli

Company Ne Socha Achanak Btaya Tu Larki Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai

Usne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam Diya K Aaise Batao K Wo Khushhi Se Mar
Na Jaye

Pappu Ne Jake Us Larki ko Bola:

"Farz Karo Aap Ka 5 Crore Ka Inaam Nikly To Aap Kya Krogi?"

Larki: Aap K Samne Dance Krongi,
Aap Se Pyaar Krungi,
Shaadi Kar longi
Yehi Nahin
Aadha Inaam Bhi De dungi...

Sala Pappu Hi Khushi Se Mar Gaya !!! ;) :D

Put your hand on a Hot Pan,
a second seems an hour,

But put your hand on a Hot Girl
An hour seems a second

That's Einstein's theory of Relativity :P :D

Why is it when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a deserted island?" , no one ever replies, "A BOAT"

Roses are Red, facebook is blue, everyone love friend requests .. but WHO THE HELL ARE U?

Hey you guys are so mean to Justin Bieber, leave HER alone!:p

In an examination,look up for inspiration, look down for desperation. But NEVER look sideways for information.

Facebook is like the fridge, you know there is nothing new but check it anyway !

Ek tha raja.
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Ek thi rani
dono marr gay khatam kahani.
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Neechay kya lash dhoond rahay ho??? Bola na kahani khatam.!......

Boy: Did It Hurt?
Girl: Did What Hurt?
Boy: When you fell. . .
Girl: from heaven??? :)
Boy: No, when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down!!
Girl: . . . . .

STUDYING ENGLISH TO GET GOODER AT IT lol :P :D:-)X

God I beg you, bring Michael Jackson back and, in exchange, we will give you Justin Bieber :D

Tow tigers resting under the tree...
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Suddenly,,,
A rabbit passed very fast...
1 tiger could not see
And asked,,,
What was that???
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2nd tiger smiled and said,,,
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"FAST FOOD"

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Girl: aj mere dil ka operation ha.
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B0y: pata ha
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Girl: i love u
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B0y: Me 2.
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Operation k bad jab larki h0sh me i to sirf uska baap khara tha.
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Girl:Wo kahan hain..
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Father: tume nai pata tume dil kisne dia...?
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Girl : kya...?
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Father : Tafree kr raha hun.
MAINPORI lene gya hai Kamina..

A line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P

In the 90's the most bad things happened in history :O

1994 Justin Bieber got Borned

1995 Easy E Died

1996 Biggie Died

1997 2pac Died :'(

Girl: I'm jealous.
WHEN others Girls r looking at u
Boy: Don't be jealous, Baby..
Girl: Why?
Boy: 'Cause you have something that they don't.
Girl: What?
Boy: My heart ♥

мαтнємαтι¢ѕ мαу иσт тєα¢н υѕ нσω тσ α∂∂ ℓσνє σя нσω тσ мιиυѕ нαтє.
вυт ιт gινєѕ υѕ єνєяу яєαѕσи тσ нσρє тнαт єνєяу ρяσвℓєм нαѕ α ѕσℓυтισи.♥

Women
are
unpredictable

Before marriage
she
expects a man

After marriage
she
suspects him

and

after death
she
respects him :-D

Bkwas status
teacher:agr aik aam k darkht per 10 kailay lag jain aur un may say agr 7 kinu tor liyay to kitnay kherbozay bachay?
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Student: sir 9 hathi
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Teacher:shabash tmhain kaisay pta chla?
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Student:ku k aj tifin may main gobhi k prathay laya hun:p
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Moral:
rozana brush kro werna petrol mehnga ho jay ga:D hahahaha

girl valentine pr kya gift dogay?
Boy: kya chahiye?
Girl: ring
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Boy: ring donga pr uthana nahi yar balance kam hai :D

If facebook was a skoool I would definitely get a 100% attendance record..

girl 2 boy;
mujey apna mob dye 2mein es ko dkh k tmy yad kro gi

boy:
tm y soch k yad kur lena tum nye manga tha us nye nai dya..lolxx..

Dedicated to All girls-
ladko ko apna dil na dena..
Dil ke jzbat ye kya janenge..
Low waist jeans to sambhlti nhi..
Hmara DIL kya "GHANTA" smbhalnge??? :-P :-D ;-)

All Mothers think that their child is
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Only my Mom is RIGHT ! :D
Like If u feel the same For Your self ;D

In childhood we cried loudly to 'get'
what we like, But nw???
When we have grown up,
we cry silently to 'forget' what we like...
That's LIFE...!!

Height of bravery!

Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:

"Hey SwEeTy!"
"CARRYY ON DONT STOP".

Girl's Song nowadays-

Bread k liye jaise sauce hota hai,
waise har boyfriend jaruri hota
hai.
Koi phone me hamaare balance
dalwaaye,
toh koi naya naya phone dilaaye.
Ek tujhey branded kapre dilaaye,
Aur ek tujhey dominos me pizza
khilaaye
Koi looks me hero, toh koi ghost
hota hai
Par har boyfriend jaruri hota hai!
Koi Darling,
Koi sweet heart,
Koi jaanu waanu,
Koi baby shebby.
Sab yaad karke timepaas mast
hota hai,,,,

HEIGHT of COOLNES: Finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a Cold Drink & asking ur friend: "Dude, which paper was it?"

Gr8 sugestion -

Acha dost jitni baar b ruthe use har baar manana chahiye
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Q ki Wo KAMINA apke sare raaz janta hai Kya pta kab kise telecast kar DE =P

Height of Insult on FB

Boy : " Why U LIKE aLL my Comments, Posts & Photos?"
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Girl : " BeCoz, I wanna See UnLike On Them aLL..!!! " :-P :D

girl takes 3 month to judge a boy on whether she likes him or not..

But a boy takes 3 sec

1st sec : yaar !! dekh kya item hai...:P

2nd sec : Aye!!! Haye kitni soni aawaz hai.. :P

3rd sec : kasam se yar !!! Is se b pyar ho gaya :P

ye to haaal hai larkon ka huh :D

dO yOu AgReE ????

A girl's best asset is her Lie-Ability,.,......

The mOst Tense mOmment is that..
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When you hear everyone turn the page of their test,
and your still on the first question..!! :O :P

Latest research
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"Girls Always remain faithful to Boyfriend....!!!"
bt
Which Boyfrnd...?:-O:-
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Dats still a topic of research!

‎| Boy & Girl |

When you mess up a Boy's hair , he thinks its CUTE .. =)
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But when you mess up a girl's hair 'MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PEACE' =

Teacher to student: How many planets r there?

Student: Mercury, Venus,Earth, Mars

Teacher: aur sunao??

Student: bus fit faat-Aap sunain.?

ek pathan ki family me larki deer pekati hai or becho ko nai batati
becha poochta hai
becha: mama ye kia hai
mama: tumhare papa muje pyar se kehte hain
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sath hi doosre bache ki avaz aai

ooyyye na khaien na khaien khoti hai

Dedicated To All Over Attitude Girls.....

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Sweety ! Don't Be Proud
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If Every Boy Wants You..!

Alwaays Remember, Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers

Pathan: Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo

Salesman: plain mein dikhaaun?

Pathan: nahin,
Helicopter mein dikha haramkhor,
Bs Pathan dekha nhi k mazak shuru!

Answers Of A Brilliant Student Who Obtained 0%

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Q: In Which Battle Did Napolean Died?

A: His Last Battle.

Q: Where Was The Declaration Of Independence Signed?

A: At The Bottom Of The Page.

Q: River Ravi Flows In Which State?

A: Liquid.

Q: What's The Main Reason For Divorce?

A:Marriage.

Q:What's The Main Reason For Failure?

A: Exams... (:

A man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks.
He asks angel:"What are these for?"
Angel answers: "These r Lie Clocks, every person has lie clock! ... Whenever u lie on earth, clock moves." ...
The man points towards a clock n asks: Whose clock is this?
Angel says: its Mother Teresa 's. It never moved, showing that she never told lie.
The man asks: Where is Pakistani Politician's clock?
Angel replies: That's in our office ... we use it as TABLE FAN

Students ki Notebook k last page par kya milega?

1. Love k % check karne wali game.

2. Pen ko chalane k liye kiye gaye litae

3. Silent class me bat karne k liye likhi gai batein

4. Adha page fata hua

5. Exams k liye imps

6. Cross vs zero game

7. Vacation me kya kya karna hai uski list

8. Funny pictures drawn by us for tym pass

9. Dost ne likhe hua crush ka nam aur us par itne pen ghisna ki koi aur padh na sake

10. Apna sign with different types

Happy Students Life..!

LIKE If U Agree With This:)

Jab tum kisi ko khuda se mango aur wo tum ko na mile toh samajh jao ki tumhe khuda se koi or maang chuka hai

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.Isse kya hai na bezzati kam feel hoti hai ;) :P :D
But the people who want to take it seriously can take it seriously

When words are not enough to express your Feelings Don't think that you are in Love.
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It means that you need to improve your VOCABULARY :p

Lo Meri dukh bhari kahani parho
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?.l?v?u?w??;-?(?r!?+9?!tg:?"?4!"i<(!:"--'@%&+£?/?*
?y:-;?/y?w=(-(!a !?e?

Dekha?
Koi b mera dukh nhi smjh skta :( :( :p

World's sweetest and best kind of Sleeping are:

1. Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.

2. Sleeping on Moms Lap when we are so tired.

3. Sleeping With Open Eyes When the Teachers Are lecturing ;-) :-

BREAKUPS Aren't Always
Meant To Make Up,
Sometimes They Happen To
Give You A Chance To
WAKE UP. . . !!! ^_-


Phool wala:
Sahab ye phool apni girl friend ke liye lejayen..

Admi:
Meri koi girl frnd nahi...
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Phool wala:
Phir apni mengatar ke liye lejayen..

Admi:
Meri koi mengatar bhi nahi..

Phool wala:
Phir apni biwi ke liye lejayen...

Admi:
Meri koi biwi bhi nahi..

Phool wala:
Ae duniya ke khush kismat insaan! Meri taraf se yeh phool Muft leja! =PP

Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi

Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha

Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur
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Exam
Over Ho Gaya :oP :oD

That awkward moment, when you hear everyone turn the page of their test, and your still on the first question..!!

Love In Class ♥

GIRL'S WAY:

sits on the 1st bench,
turns back, see the boy sitting on last bench and say:
"THANK GOD STUPID AYA HAI"

BOYS WAY:

Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class,
all his friends starts
saying loudly:
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"OYE HOYE!
BHABI AGAEN!" :-D


BF : Babe ;) What Are You Doing?

GF : Nothing Much !! Really Tired ;')
Just Going To Sleep Now Honey.

And You Sweetheart?
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BF : In The Club Standing Behind You :P

Teacher : Who is King Akbar ?
Boy : Miss,i dont know !
Teacher : idiot ! Concentrate on your studies . .
Boy : who is jennifer ?
Teacher : i dont know ! :S Boy :
Concentrate on your husband :P :D :D

Which is the most dangerous alphabet ?
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W bcoz all the problems starts with it . . .Worries, War,why? ,who?,when? What? Which?, wine ,women and finally wife :D :Pv

CLASS
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The Place We Go 5 Days A Week To See Friends
And Plan 0ur Weekends =P =D

hit like if u agree ;D

weN i WAz born deVil saYx :
OhhHHhh.... compitetion... xD :P

Q:-College me ldkiyo k kitne naam hote hai????
Ans:- 4
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1. Meri vali,
2. Teri vali,
3. Teri Bhabhi,
4. Meri Bhabhi.....;)

School vs University

School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,

School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,

School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,

School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar

School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE....


Girl: aj mere dil ka operation ha.
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B0y: pata ha
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Girl: i love u
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B0y: Me 2.
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Operation k bad jab larki h0sh me i to sirf uska baap khara tha.
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Girl:Wo kahan hain..
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Father: tume nai pata tume dil kisne dia...?
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Girl : kya...?
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Father : Tafree kr raha hun.
MAINPORI lene gya hai Kamina..

A line written on a Husband's T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..:-P

In the 90's the most bad things happened in history :O

1994 Justin Bieber got Borned

1995 Easy E Died

1996 Biggie Died

1997 2pac Died :'(

Girl: I'm jealous.
WHEN others Girls r looking at u
Boy: Don't be jealous, Baby..
Girl: Why?
Boy: 'Cause you have something that they don't.
Girl: What?
Boy: My heart ♥

мαтнємαтι¢ѕ мαу иσт тєα¢н υѕ нσω тσ α∂∂ ℓσνє σя нσω тσ мιиυѕ нαтє.
вυт ιт gινєѕ υѕ єνєяу яєαѕσи тσ нσρє тнαт єνєяу ρяσвℓєм нαѕ α ѕσℓυтισи.♥

Women
are
unpredictable

Before marriage
she
expects a man

After marriage
she
suspects him

and

after death
she
respects him :-D

Bkwas status
teacher:agr aik aam k darkht per 10 kailay lag jain aur un may say agr 7 kinu tor liyay to kitnay kherbozay bachay?
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Student: sir 9 hathi
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Teacher:shabash tmhain kaisay pta chla?
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Student:ku k aj tifin may main gobhi k prathay laya hun:p
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Moral:
rozana brush kro werna petrol mehnga ho jay ga:D hahahaha

girl valentine pr kya gift dogay?
Boy: kya chahiye?
Girl: ring
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Boy: ring donga pr uthana nahi yar balance kam hai :D

If facebook was a skoool I would definitely get a 100% attendance record..

girl 2 boy;
mujey apna mob dye 2mein es ko dkh k tmy yad kro gi

boy:
tm y soch k yad kur lena tum nye manga tha us nye nai dya..lolxx..

Dedicated to All girls-
ladko ko apna dil na dena..
Dil ke jzbat ye kya janenge..
Low waist jeans to sambhlti nhi..
Hmara DIL kya "GHANTA" smbhalnge??? :-P :-D ;-)

All Mothers think that their child is
Beautiful… ,
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Only my Mom is RIGHT ! :D
Like If u feel the same For Your self ;D

In childhood we cried loudly to 'get'
what we like, But nw???
When we have grown up,
we cry silently to 'forget' what we like...
That's LIFE...!!

Height of bravery!

Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:

"Hey SwEeTy!"
"CARRYY ON DONT STOP".

Girl's Song nowadays-

Bread k liye jaise sauce hota hai,
waise har boyfriend jaruri hota
hai.
Koi phone me hamaare balance
dalwaaye,
toh koi naya naya phone dilaaye.
Ek tujhey branded kapre dilaaye,
Aur ek tujhey dominos me pizza
khilaaye
Koi looks me hero, toh koi ghost
hota hai
Par har boyfriend jaruri hota hai!
Koi Darling,
Koi sweet heart,
Koi jaanu waanu,
Koi baby shebby.
Sab yaad karke timepaas mast
hota hai,,,,

HEIGHT of COOLNES: Finishing the paper, coming out of the exam hall, having a Cold Drink & asking ur friend: "Dude, which paper was it?"

Gr8 sugestion -

Acha dost jitni baar b ruthe use har baar manana chahiye
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Q ki Wo KAMINA apke sare raaz janta hai Kya pta kab kise telecast kar DE =P

Height of Insult on FB

Boy : " Why U LIKE aLL my Comments, Posts & Photos?"
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Girl : " BeCoz, I wanna See UnLike On Them aLL..!!! " :-P :D

girl takes 3 month to judge a boy on whether she likes him or not..

But a boy takes 3 sec

1st sec : yaar !! dekh kya item hai...:P

2nd sec : Aye!!! Haye kitni soni aawaz hai.. :P

3rd sec : kasam se yar !!! Is se b pyar ho gaya :P

ye to haaal hai larkon ka huh :D

dO yOu AgReE ????

A girl's best asset is her Lie-Ability,.,......

The mOst Tense mOmment is that..
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When you hear everyone turn the page of their test,
and your still on the first question..!! :O :P

Latest research
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"Girls Always remain faithful to Boyfriend....!!!"
bt
Which Boyfrnd...?:-O:-
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Dats still a topic of research!

‎| Boy & Girl |

When you mess up a Boy's hair , he thinks its CUTE .. =)
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But when you mess up a girl's hair 'MAY YOUR SOUL REST IN PEACE' =

Teacher to student: How many planets r there?

Student: Mercury, Venus,Earth, Mars

Teacher: aur sunao??

Student: bus fit faat-Aap sunain.?

ek pathan ki family me larki deer pekati hai or becho ko nai batati
becha poochta hai
becha: mama ye kia hai
mama: tumhare papa muje pyar se kehte hain
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sath hi doosre bache ki avaz aai

ooyyye na khaien na khaien khoti hai

Dedicated To All Over Attitude Girls.....

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Sweety ! Don't Be Proud
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If Every Boy Wants You..!

Alwaays Remember, Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers

Pathan: Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo

Salesman: plain mein dikhaaun?

Pathan: nahin,
Helicopter mein dikha haramkhor,
Bs Pathan dekha nhi k mazak shuru!

Answers Of A Brilliant Student Who Obtained 0%

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Q: In Which Battle Did Napolean Died?

A: His Last Battle.

Q: Where Was The Declaration Of Independence Signed?

A: At The Bottom Of The Page.

Q: River Ravi Flows In Which State?

A: Liquid.

Q: What's The Main Reason For Divorce?

A:Marriage.

Q:What's The Main Reason For Failure?

A: Exams... (:

A man dies. In heaven he sees a large Wall full of Clocks.
He asks angel:"What are these for?"
Angel answers: "These r Lie Clocks, every person has lie clock! ... Whenever u lie on earth, clock moves." ...
The man points towards a clock n asks: Whose clock is this?
Angel says: its Mother Teresa 's. It never moved, showing that she never told lie.
The man asks: Where is Pakistani Politician's clock?
Angel replies: That's in our office ... we use it as TABLE FAN

Students ki Notebook k last page par kya milega?

1. Love k % check karne wali game.

2. Pen ko chalane k liye kiye gaye litae

3. Silent class me bat karne k liye likhi gai batein

4. Adha page fata hua

5. Exams k liye imps

6. Cross vs zero game

7. Vacation me kya kya karna hai uski list

8. Funny pictures drawn by us for tym pass

9. Dost ne likhe hua crush ka nam aur us par itne pen ghisna ki koi aur padh na sake

10. Apna sign with different types

Happy Students Life..!

LIKE If U Agree With This:)

Jab tum kisi ko khuda se mango aur wo tum ko na mile toh samajh jao ki tumhe khuda se koi or maang chuka hai

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.Isse kya hai na bezzati kam feel hoti hai ;) :P :D
But the people who want to take it seriously can take it seriously

When words are not enough to express your Feelings Don't think that you are in Love.
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It means that you need to improve your VOCABULARY :p

Lo Meri dukh bhari kahani parho
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?.l?v?u?w??;-?(?r!?+9?!tg:?"?4!"i<(!:"--'@%&+£?/?*
?y:-;?/y?w=(-(!a !?e?

Dekha?
Koi b mera dukh nhi smjh skta :( :( :p

World's sweetest and best kind of Sleeping are:

1. Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.

2. Sleeping on Moms Lap when we are so tired.

3. Sleeping With Open Eyes When the Teachers Are lecturing ;-) :-

BREAKUPS Aren't Always
Meant To Make Up,
Sometimes They Happen To
Give You A Chance To
WAKE UP. . . !!! ^_-


 
Kehty hain insan mohabbat k begair nahi reh sakta
mera zaati khayal ye hai k
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insan pura status parhe bina b nahi reh sakta jese app :P
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PAPA:
Beti sy "M.A" K bad Kiya
Karo gi?

BETI:
[L.M.W.A] karun Gi

PAPA:
What? [L.M.W.B.]

BETI,

"LOVE"
"Marriage"
"WITH"
"BABU"
UFFFFFFFF..
Yeh Larkiyan b na, Diwani hen meri
('-')
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HEIGHT OF SOCIAL NETWORKING
Teacher: Where is your homework?
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Boy: Madam, plz check in FACEBOOK,
I have uploaded a copy of it &
tagged you :D :
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Ladka Baap se : - '' Daddy idhar aa ''

Mother : - '' Aise nahi bolte ,Daddy ko izzat se bulao ''
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Ladka : - '' Daddy izzat se idhar aa '' :p :D
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FIRE Ko AAG Kehte hai
COBRA Ko NAAG Kehte hai
GARDEN Ko BAAG Kehte hai
Aur
'EXAMS' K Waqt jo kaam na kare
usey DIMAG Kehte hai :p :D
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‎1 pathan jb b kprey dhota
To barish shuru ho jati thi

1 din dhop nikli hui thi to pathan
Ne shukar ada kya or
Dukan se surf leney gya

Jb dukan me enter honey laga to
Badal bohat zor se garja

Pathan
Badal ki taraf
Dekh kr kaha:
Kidar??

Hum to naswar leney aya he .. :p
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Papa:-Nalayak, Tumne Apni
Mummy Se Unchi
Aawaz Me Baat Ki?? .
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Beta :- Bus Bus Mujhe Pata Hai
Dad Aapko Jalan Ho Rahi Hai,
Kyun Ke Aap Aisa Nahi Kar
Sakte !!! :-P :-D
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The most emotional moment in a boy's life,
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When a girl says,
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"can u give me ur number
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Itni khushi.!!
Itni khushi!!
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